Oh God Not Again by Sarah1281
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It is a Harry Potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters. Basically, developed!Harry accidentally goes dorsum in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact. (The way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn't really thing.)
Harry decides upon three goals: 1) fuck upward as much shit as possible, 2) brand a shitload of money and 3) save some lives or whatsoever. It is HILARIOUS
Exercise yourself a favor and read "Oh God, Not Again!" by Sarah1281.It is a Harry Potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, l chapters. Basically, adult!Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes upwards on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the hereafter intact. (The way he travels dorsum makes no sense whatsoever only it doesn't really matter.)
Harry decides upon 3 goals: 1) fuck upwardly as much shit as possible, 2) make a shitload of money and 3) save some lives or whatever. It is HILARIOUS!
His go-to caption for how he knows what's going to happen? He has a psychic scar. (Hermione is And so PISSED well-nigh this, especially since he's chirapsia her in all of the exams, except for third year'due south History of Magic... but Sirius is the professor so what did you lot expect? He'due south never going to let Harry live that downward.) (Neville'due south like "either he'south psychic, or he's the greatest conman alive")
Everyone merely sort of assumes Harry's insane and he doesn't do much to dispute this. Harry besides decides to get in his mission in life to LOSE the firm loving cup every year. "Snape is my sole ally" because of course you lot tin can count on him to take business firm points from Gryffindor. But then at that place'southward Sirius awarding everyone 50 fucking business firm points for saying the proper noun "Voldemort" which leads to A) Harry beingness forced to actually use the term You-Know-Who for once (he is so pissed well-nigh this but "desperate times call for desperate measures") and B) the tally at the terminate of the year being ridiculously high with Gryffindor leading with thirteen.000+ points despite Harry's best efforts.
He also goes out of his fashion to befriend Neville, Ginny, and Luna earlier this time, so they're part of the gang throughout and it's swell. Even Draco is a friend! (kind of) (when Harry's not spreading a rumor that Draco's the lovechild of Narcissa and Snape, anyway)
Harry's motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, "oh, this will be hilarious" or, "it's probably a revenue enhancement deductible" because the way Lockhart is written in this story is as well amazing and Harry ends upward teaming upwards with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived then he tin can have cash to burn down. (so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)
It gets to the bespeak where Harry is able to convince everyone that he'south non the Heir of Slytherin…. because if he was, he'd have found a fashion to make coin off of it and everyone's like yeah ok that checks out. In this timeline, Neville's Boggart isn't Snape…. information technology's Harry as the Minister of Magic.
Harry likewise decides to make sure Cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to exercise if he ends up in a graveyard which results in Cedric growing a phobia towards graveyards and honestly being stressed out only thinking almost them. But Fred'south competing in the Triwizard Tournament (excuse me, the fucking Pentawizard Playoffs, I cry) with him, and then he'southward fine.
The sheer magnitude to which Harry does non give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring. He mouths off to anybody, and I hateful everyone: Lockhart, Snape, the Dursleys, Malfoy, friggin' Voldemort. Everyone is like "what… what the fuck, Harry", though by the end of first year it'due south more like *deep sigh* … fine.
Snape is so angry. It's fucking hysterical and just about anybody ends upward meliorate off.
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Honestly, this is like someone tried to stitch togeth
Lazy writing, bad dialogue, awfully lengthy expositions, unrealistic characters - this one has got it all. This version of Harry comes across as rather a psychopath, and realistically he wouldn't have made the friends he does here; followers, maybe, in Tom Riddle'southward vein. And really, he goes back in time and this is the all-time he can do? That'southward either more evidence towards psychopathy (he just doesn't care to), or towards monumentally stupidity.Honestly, this is like someone tried to stitch together 'HP Nightmares of Futures Past' and 'A Black Comedy', and made a badly botched bland blend. Cull either of those stories instead, and leave this overrated piece of tedium behind.
(It gets 3 stars because a. I like Luna and she gets some more of a role here than in catechism, and b. the writing, while lazy, is at least grammatical and more often than not spell-checked, and indicates a potentially good writer who just needed more practise and forethought. )
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Literally I was cracking upwardly, I read this in like 2 days and told everyone about it bc I'grand obsessed
I was loftier key stressed the whole time bc hes so obnoxious and I feared for him and Ginny
Just I appreciate that she (the author) didn't become for the pairing off matter
And that by the cease she's kind of amused past him (reminds me of James and Lily)
information technology's so weird!!! Haha but also very good
I loved that he befriended draco
Him being glad bc he bought ALL THE TEAMS THE BROOMS
And tha
Literally I was peachy upwardly, I read this in like 2 days and told everyone most information technology bc I'm obsessed
I was high primal stressed the whole time bc hes so obnoxious and I feared for him and Ginny
Just I appreciate that she (the author) didn't go for the pairing off thing
And that past the end she'southward kind of amused by him (reminds me of James and Lily)
it's so weird!!! Haha but besides very skillful
I loved that he befriended draco
Him being glad bc he bought ALL THE TEAMS THE BROOMS
And that harry makes hilarious comments all the fourth dimension
That Neville was a friend from the beginning
That his greatest fear is harry as minister of magic 😂😂😂
So funny, all of Harry's making-coin schemes
And him and Sirius taking out all the horcruxes piece of cake peasy ?????
Deaddddd at Cedric existence conditioned 😂 information technology just
It was amazing and I LOVED it
So much
Having said that, I did savor the story and it really made me excited to read the HP-books once again!
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This is a masterpiece. JK Rowling may as well retire considering Sarah1281 wrote my new canon for Harry Potter. Delight for the love of Go
I don't usually read fanfiction, but I was recommended this one and I read it and it was freaking amazing. Basically, Harry gets sent back in time to his eleventh birthday but instead of worrying most Voldemort he decides to do shenanigans(tm), squad upward with lockhart to sell Harry Potter merchandise, and lose the firm cup every year. Also, maybe, save some lives.This is a masterpiece. JK Rowling may as well retire because Sarah1281 wrote my new canon for Harry Potter. Please for the dear of God read this.
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But evidently FUN!
One of the best fanfics I've read in quite awhile! Seeing Harry relive the starting time 4 years of Hogwarts with all the foreknowledge of his offset fourth dimension around was admittedly hilarious and incredibly satisfying. I simply wish it had gone on longer, or there had been some sort of follow up, then we could hear if he succeeded in getting together with Ginny in this timeline too, but I'm simply going to accept that for granted.Just obviously FUN!
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Basic premise is that Harry Potter half-accidentally goes through the Veil and ends up in the body of his 11yo cocky. With no mode of getting back, he's going to have to go through it all again, simply this time he'south not messing around. With far more competence in magic than our previous experience of him would indicate, he knows he tin can breeze through schoolhouse for at least a few years, and and so he might as well make friends with Luna, Tonks etc as soon every bit he tin, put aside howdy
Human this was such a fun read!Basic premise is that Harry Potter half-accidentally goes through the Veil and ends up in the body of his 11yo self. With no mode of getting back, he's going to have to get through it all again, only this time he'due south not messing around. With far more competence in magic than our previous experience of him would indicate, he knows he can breeze through school for at least a few years, and and then he might too make friends with Luna, Tonks etc as soon as he can, put aside his petty feud with Draco (somewhat) and, oh yep, deal with the Night Lord equally chop-chop as possible. It helps that Sirius knows what's up, having also come back through the Veil into his younger self. Unsurprisingly, this allows events to take place chop-chop, so a 7-book saga can go 50 glorious chapters.
There is and then much sass from Harry and and then many meta jokes picking fun at the mechanics of the HP universe that it is an absolute delight and had me choking with laughter late at night. Is it a little weird for a Harry mentally in his 20s to be friends with a agglomeration of children without them knowing? Maybe a niggling, but he knows that too, and he is in the body of an 11yo and then what's he to do. But nearly two people know that Harry went back through the Veil; the residue of the world only thinks he is an utterly insane kid with *possibly* a sentient scar. Almost surprisingly, he does manage to reforge his former friendships despite his crazy behaviour and the way he seems so assail making tonnes of money from his ain fame and misfortune.
In whatever instance, I strongly recommend this to any HP fan. It'southward utterly irreverent and incredibly funny and rather clever, and I'm certain they'd enjoy it as much equally I did.
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160k words of pure spit-water-out-of-your-mouth-and-nose funny.
What a riot!!
I went back to read the 1 and ii star reviews considering I love them. And you know what? In that location are none, it's that good. Ignore the typos and savor the ride. I read this book in two days cackling along the style. It points out so many bug in the original.
I went back to read the i and ii star reviews because I beloved them. And you know what? There are none, it's that skillful. ...more
The premise is that Harry, now a 23-yr quondam, suddenly falls through the Veil of Mysteries and travels back in fourth dimension to his first year of Hogwarts. He decides to kill Voldy again, but to accept as much fun and make as much money equally he can along the style.
Dearest dearest beloved the dialogue and all the wacky stuff he does. The author pokes fun of some of the problems in the original series, mainly that they are all 11?? Basically still foetuses?? And she captures the essence of each graphic symbol
This is then much fun.The premise is that Harry, now a 23-year sometime, suddenly falls through the Veil of Mysteries and travels back in time to his commencement year of Hogwarts. He decides to impale Voldy again, but to accept as much fun and make as much money as he can along the way.
Love love love the dialogue and all the wacky stuff he does. The author pokes fun of some of the issues in the original series, mainly that they are all 11?? Basically however foetuses?? And she captures the essence of each grapheme really well, specially Sirius.
Here is a collection of my favourite excerpts below:
"Potter, Harry," Professor McGonagall read off.Instantly, the whispers broke out.
"Potter, did she say?"
"The Harry Potter?"
Now, Harry had had his fair share of notoriety in his first life and had had years to get used to the fame. Still, nothing quite compared to the first fourth dimension a large group of people (specially teenagers) had seen him.
"Yes, that's right," Harry said, stepping forrard. The gossiping rapidly died down and the teachers looked at each other in slight surprise. Clearly everyone had expected him to but passively encourage the rumors. As if. "I am Harry Potter. If anyone asks me if I'thou certain that I am, thus implying that I don't have the capabilities of any self-respecting one-year-old, I will hex them. You take been warned."
And:
"Why are you here?" a black boy Harry thought might be in a few of his classes asked."I can't possibly exist with the Gryffindors when nosotros win the Business firm Cup," Harry explained. "And I've saturday with the Ravenclaw'southward a few times already recently."
"Why can't you sit with the Hufflepuffs?" the boy asked, eyeing him warily.
"Blaise, don't!" Theodore warned, sitting downwardly next to the boy in question – Blaise Zabini apparently.
"Don't what?" Blaise asked, confused. "I just asked him a question."
"Talking encourages him," Theodore explained.
And finally:
"I feel achieved," Harry alleged the next day equally he sabbatum down to the Halloween Feast.Neville looked frightened. "What did you practise this time?"
Harry still couldn't go over the fact that at that place was someone who considered him scarier than Snape. Seriously, who was the ex-Death Eater with the power to neglect them, anyhow? "I managed to convince nigh 75 percent of the non-Hufflepuff Hogwarts population to bet that Cedric Diggory will non exist the Hogwarts champion. I fully intend to make a killing this night. Apparently Voldemort'southward got people convinced that you take to exist ugly to be powerful and if the fangirls are whatsoever indication, Cedric is really pretty."
Highly, highly recommended for anyone who's read HP and is looking to revisit the series without actually going through the original books once more. ...more than
I've decided this is my favourite Harry Potter fanfiction and as well in my favorite list of ALL fan fictions. Listen, this distracted me from the fucking armed forces coup itself. I've been reading this fiction for two days and during that catamenia, I didn't have depressing thoughts or feel hopeless. That's how expert of a book this is.
I wanna quote everything I liked, just that volition definitely get over the word limit of the reviews so I won't. Merely know that if I ever fourth dimension-trave
5 STARS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.I've decided this is my favourite Harry Potter fanfiction and also in my favorite list of ALL fan fictions. Listen, this distracted me from the fucking armed services coup itself. I've been reading this fiction for two days and during that menstruation, I didn't take depressing thoughts or feel hopeless. That'due south how good of a volume this is.
I wanna quote everything I liked, just that will definitely go over the word limit of the reviews so I won't. But know that if I ever time-travelled into the past or if I ever get into the Harry Potter universe, I'm using this volume as a guideline. Thanks, Sarah!
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In this ane, the story starts when Harry is 23 and accidentally goes back to his eleventh birthday… He presently realises he has to exercise it all over again, merely luckily this time he kept all of his memories (and if anyone asks, it's considering he has a psychic scar) so he's prepared and plans on doing things quicker and with fewer losses.
So this is merely a big Harry Potter parody, it was then fun and absolutely ridiculous at times (basically: do not accept this
Nothing like a fanfic to revive your will to read!In this one, the story starts when Harry is 23 and accidentally goes dorsum to his eleventh altogether… He soon realises he has to exercise information technology all over again, but luckily this time he kept all of his memories (and if anyone asks, it'south because he has a psychic scar) then he'south prepared and plans on doing things quicker and with fewer losses.
So this is just a big Harry Potter parody, it was so fun and absolutely ridiculous at times (basically: do not take this i likewise Siriusly (I'm sorry for the bad pun, I but had to)). Harry's goals are: non permit anyone die, brand a lot of coin and effort to lose the Firm Loving cup every year.
I loved the fact that information technology was lowkey roasting the Harry Potter serial at several moments, especially the fact that they're teenagers having to save everyone whilst the adults are doing God knows what. I also appreciated the fact that Harry didn't make a move on Ginny because he knew being technically in his 20s and dating a teenager was incorrect.
I besides liked that we get to see a lot more than of some characters, and also the fact that Draco and Harry are friend-ish in this timeline. Merely I felt like some characters weren't acting like themselves, especially Harry. He's and so arrogant and kinda rude, and I find it really hard to believe people would however be friends with him because honestly, sometimes I couldn'ttt stand him anymore lol. And although I liked seeing more of Neville, Ginny and Luna, nosotros saw way less of Ron and Hermione, and Harry already knowing everything that's gonna happen, I missed seeing the Golden Trio investigate and suspension school rules together.
The writing fashion was too pretty boilerplate (and there were a lot of typos haha), but information technology'due south a 2008 fanfiction so I feel like I can't ask too much of it, and I enjoyed it a lot for what it was! The perfect pick for when you don't desire to read whatever other book.
Here'southward an out of context compilation of the ridiculousness to be expected:
"Tom Riddle. I'm adequately certain you're a pedophile."
"And like I said, I've got my finances taken care of. That Daily Prophet story? Quality photos of the Boy-Who-Lived apparently get for 50 galleons correct now. Colin Creevey takes the pictues so he gets nearly of it, but I still become twenty percent. I go a percentage of the sales for the Quibbler and permit me tell you, subscription has really taken off then information technology's a practiced matter I decided to go involved when I did. Also, I've authorized Harry Potter activity figures and plushies, trademarked my name, and am currently working on developing my own clothing line. It's nothing fancy, just robes with a lightning bolt on it, but it's receiving positive feedback so far. Not to MENTION how much I've been getting through autographed pictures sales and fan society dues…"
"Why in the world are you killing the one guy stupid enough to follow yous even when you're nothing but a disembodied spirit? And you're non fifty-fifty that, are you? You're just a Diary filled with plenty of teenage angst."
"Yous can ship me your therapy bill," Harry offered. "It'due south probably tax deductable."...more than
The magical relationships❌
The life like characters ❌
The cuteness in the originals ❌
The excitement ❌
It looks like I hatedeverything about it, fifty-fifty though I didn't !!! I don't what to say though.
I did similar how things turned out in the end. A happy catastrophe.
I liked how Harry didn't have to live with the Dursleys anymore, though I'd wish for something more from that substitution than what i recieved. But then again, I can't wait a fanfic to be seven books long, and yet look at me nitpicking!
I liked Sirius becoming a professor at Hogwarts.
I liked the barrack (I realize I'm repeating but i need to clear my head to actually justify the three stars I've given this.)
This is the showtime fanfic I've written, then I'll blame my intense nitpicking on that!
All in all I'll give it a three star, information technology did give me a recap of one of the well-nigh magical series ever to exist. And it did convalesce my suffering from the death of all the near beautiful characters. I'll have to read some more fanfics to properly compare though.
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Everyone is a cheeky ratbag, some events are the same, some are different.
Hilarious.
BUT
(view spoiler)[What happens in the finish? Does Harry ever go back to the life he left when he fell through the veil? With Ginny? Like, I need an epilogue, I need to know how their last year at school goes when they are actually In that location because Voldemort died iii years early. How was their year with no Umbridge as DADA teacher? Did they all still end up in the same relationships, simply as less cleaved p OMG. This story.
Everyone is a cheeky ratbag, some events are the same, some are unlike.
Hilarious.
BUT
(view spoiler)[What happens in the finish? Does Harry always get back to the life he left when he fell through the veil? With Ginny? Like, I need an epilogue, I need to know how their last year at school goes when they are really In that location because Voldemort died 3 years early. How was their year with no Umbridge every bit DADA teacher? Did they all still cease up in the aforementioned relationships, but as less broken people? (hide spoiler)]I have questions!
If you're a HP fan AT ALL, do yourself a favour and read this one. Its a ride and a half.
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My one and just gripe is that the ending is very abrupt. A lot of plot points are left unresolved. How does Harry transition into his 2d adulthood? Does he end up with Ginny again? Does he name 1 of his kids after a child-bullier and an egomaniac? That sort of thing.
It's in drastic need of a proper epilogue and for that reason, information technology'due south 4/v instead of 5/5.
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Actually fun, light hearted prepare-it fic. Harry decides to have a little fun this time round and people think he'south a niggling off his rocker.My one and but gripe is that the ending is very abrupt. A lot of plot points are left unresolved. How does Harry transition into his 2nd machismo? Does he finish upwardly with Ginny again? Does he name one of his kids later a child-bullier and an egomaniac? That sort of affair.
Information technology'south in desperate need of a proper epilogue and for that reason, it'south 4/5 instead of 5/5.
A bang-up fic.
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And the running gag of Harry trying to lose the firm cup and Dumbledore proceed on giving him points in a blatant not-even-tryinghoped-for-off-white manner was absolute gold. Maybe it's me but this is the tertiary HP fanfic that I find admittedly hilarious, the other two being seventh horcrux and natural 20. I would put this in between those 2. Harry behaves in a ludicrously insane mode and keeps irritating his friends and foes alike, it'south bright.
And the running gag of Harry trying to lose the house cup and Dumbledore proceed on giving him points in a breathy not-even-trying-to-be-fair manner was absolute gold. ...more than
Betwixt iii and 3.five stars. I know this is meant to be a parody just some of Harry's antics and "psychic scar" predictions came off every bit more obnoxious than funny. I constitute his collusion with Lockhart clever and I loved how Luna was introduced 3 years earlier.
We've been living in mad times the last 2 years, then the least nosotros deserve is to count fanfiction as books.Betwixt three and 3.5 stars. I know this is meant to be a parody but some of Harry's antics and "psychic scar" predictions came off as more obnoxious than funny. I found his collusion with Lockhart clever and I loved how Luna was introduced three years earlier.
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This was great fun and completely ridiculous in the best way possible. But on the other hand the author doesn't know how to employ "your" vs. "you're" and that should tell y'all near the literary value of this. No rating because I really don't know how to rate fanfiction (- first one I've read in 10 years I believe).
This was great fun and completely ridiculous in the all-time way possible. But on the other manus the author doesn't know how to use "your" vs. "you're" and that should tell y'all most the literary value of this. ...more
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